Thanks to Hank

It's not what you know, it's who you know.

boolean bloggerHasNotPissedMeOffLately = true; //pretty sure anyway...:)
boolean bloggerHasNotWonLately = true;

string bloggerName = "BadBlood";

if (bloggerHasNotPissedMeOffLately && bloggerHasNotWonLately) {
awardStraightFlush(bloggerName);
}
else {
screwYouOnTheRiver(randomSucker);
}