Very Far From

Ok, I absolutely kid you not.

My big fortune 5 company that I work for, in an effort to save 13 cents, decided that shutting off the AC in my building over the weekend is a freaking great way to save cash. This morning, it was 101° in my office.

When I rest my forearms on my desk, it's hot to the touch.

The fact that it's Monday was bad enough. Oh yeah, poker. Hey, flopped a set of Jacks on a J92 rainbow board. A guy with J7o put me all in. So I called and lost.

Christ, now I'm sweating just typing this. I think it would be unwise for me to even think about venturing into the men's bathroom. Not wise. Very far from wise.