Apparently, I can't count. It's 14 weeks, not 13 weeks until Vegas. If I only had more fingers.
Here's a quick one about my tendency to abuse female dealers in Vegas....
"I’m not 100% sure, but I believe I had just sucked out on Michael Craig at the $2/$6 Vegas Hold ‘em table at the Excalibur. I raised my fists in jubilation, not knowing that the next dealer for the table was standing right behind me. Bam! I connected with her right orbital socket. I immediately apologized, but the dealer seemed, shall we say, not too pleased. She sat down and I gave her $2, because you know, I’m a big spender. Anyway, I kept tipping her all I could until she at least smiled once. It wasn’t until later that I found out she was pregnant."
That night ranks in my Top 5 nights in Las Vegas ever. That was the night I apologized to the floor man for having too much fun.
ReplyDeleteYou clocked the pregnant french dealer?! I was so disappointed to back the Excal and see she was about 13 months along....
ReplyDeleteTwo bucks, huh?
ReplyDeletePregnant?
Vegas is reasonable!
Too bad this was priceless. I was going to try to get you your $2 back.
ReplyDeleteKeep'em coming!