Mini Blood: Suckout Artist

Well, I got a hold of the hand histories on the Mrs' computer. Some of my concerns were well founded:

#Game No : 1864070395
***** Hand History for Game 1864070395 *****
$1000 PL Hold'em - Friday, April 08, 14:37:50 EDT 2005
Table Table 37155 (6 max) (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: kbywjra ( $694 )
Seat 3: YouOutdrewMe ( $1344.75 )
Seat 6: vhardrock ( $4530.87 )
Seat 8: luckyc1over ( $1701.75 )
Seat 10: Moo_Cow ( $888.5 )
Seat 5: badblood44 ( $526 )
Moo_Cow posts small blind [$5].
kbywjra posts big blind [$10].
** Dealing down cards **
YouOutdrewMe folds.
vhardrock folds.
luckyc1over folds.
Table Closed - THANK GOD!!!

Then this:
#Game No : 1864210607
***** Hand History for Game 1864210607 *****
$0.5/$1 Hold'em - Friday, April 08, 15:20:44 EDT 2005
Table Table 15544 (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Total number of players : 8
Seat 1: AScarp31 ( $14.75 )
Seat 3: raudaug89 ( $21 )
Seat 5: Buttons224 ( $54.5 )
Seat 6: toddacton ( $12.25 )
Seat 7: rc24krt ( $8.5 )
Seat 8: PartyQueen4 ( $5 )
Seat 10: MJT6981 ( $36.75 )
Seat 4: badblood44 ( $21 )
rc24krt posts small blind [$0.25].
PartyQueen4 posts big blind [$0.5].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to badblood44 [ Jc 4h ] - Daddy's favorite hand, the JACKHAMMER
MJT6981 calls [$0.5].
AScarp31 calls [$0.5].
raudaug89 calls [$0.5].
badblood44 calls [$0.5].
Buttons224 folds.
toddacton calls [$0.5].
rc24krt calls [$0.25].
PartyQueen4 checks.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 8d, 3h, 6h ]
rc24krt checks.
PartyQueen4 checks.
MJT6981 bets [$0.5].
AScarp31 calls [$0.5].
raudaug89 calls [$0.5].
badblood44 calls [$0.5].
toddacton folds.
rc24krt calls [$0.5].
PartyQueen4 calls [$0.5].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 7c ]
rc24krt checks.
PartyQueen4 checks.
MJT6981 bets [$1].
AScarp31 folds.
raudaug89 calls [$1].
badblood44 calls [$1].
rc24krt calls [$1].
PartyQueen4 folds.
** Dealing River ** [ 5d ]
rc24krt checks.
MJT6981 checks.
raudaug89 checks.
badblood44 checks.
rc24krt shows [ 5h, 8c ] two pairs, eights and fives.
MJT6981 doesn't show [ Ah, 8s ] a pair of eights.
raudaug89 doesn't show [ Th, As ] high card ace.
badblood44 shows [ Jc, 4h ] a straight, four to eight.
badblood44 wins $10 from the main pot with a straight, four to eight.
Game #1864214760 starts.


So basically, my son caught runner-runner to make a straight holding the Jack Hammer. I swear on everything I hold dear that this is unedited and 100% true.