Thursday, October 23, 2008


I have a minor request. Motivate me. I have not yet booked a trip to Vegas in December. I'm a bit run-down, tired, over-worked, and of course losing lately at poker.

The important things in life are good. Wife's good, kids are good, my cast is off and I'm gainfully employed. But I can't even click "purchase" on airline tickets.

Hell, prices are pretty low, there are deals on hotel rooms for the dates in question. But I can't seem to do it. I had a great time at the Bash and would definitely like to see everyone again. I'd like to go catch Steel Panther again. I'd like to get it in good again against some random douchenozzle. I'd even like to press the button again.

But right now, I'm mentally and physically exhausted.

So gimme a reason.


Anonymous said...

In Moscow, button presses you.

BamBam said...

Pai Gow at the IP !

There's always the wedding too!

Skillets with the bash crew?

Would it help if I said, "Go 'cause I can't, and I'd love to be in your shoes!"

Man I'm depressed now !

Heather said...

Hey, I'll be there and I'll be first in line to the gun show!

Also, there's going to be a WEDDING! How can you miss the Rev Hang making an honest man out of Sweet, Sweet Pablo.

Plus, you know, Bachelor Party. I'm sure someone will need to make sure the proper Procedure is followed.

The Bracelet said...

Go because I've heard (From my Mexican Porn Slapper contacts) that there's a new experience hooker's are offering these days.

It's called the Freddie Mac.

What you do is pay a large sum up front to lock in special pricing for all of your wildest fantasies with their hottest chicks. Then, when you arrive to cash in those vouchers, you're told they aren't good any longer and instead you get a fugly hooker named Fannie Mae who straps one on and rapes you before asking that you "make up the difference owed" on your way out.

So go for that.

Pokerwolf said...

I can't properly celebrate the Yankees not making the playoffs by myself, Bro.

Do you want to miss seeing Pauly, Derek, and Joaquin having to face that reminder repeatedly?

Jordan said...

Come on. I mean...come on. Really?

Unknown said...

• Chatting metal with Pokerpeaker, who also will have a CD of metal tunes for you.
He will also want to go to Steel Panther with you.
• Poker
• Beer

Anonymous said...

How could you even consider depriving me of an opportunity to caress the gunz?...

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StB said...

You already stated the reason. Steel Panther. You know you want to not miss them singing Stripper Girl.

Peak, do I get tunes too?

TheTrooper97 said...

Steel Panther, 'nuff said. Plus, not sue if you know, the show is different each week

Joe Speaker said...

The purity of soul that one can only feel at 4 a.m. in the IP.

The Champagne Pit is a giver of life.