Friday, February 01, 2008

Overheard at the Doctor's

"Wow you look like you feel awful." Nurse to BadBlood
"At least your eyes are working OK." BadBlood to Nurse

"This won't be the most uncomfortable thing I've done to you, but you will feel some discomfort." Doctor to BadBlood right before inserting several inches of swab up each nostril, likely referring to it not being as bad as a prostate exam.

"That was one of the most rapidly converging positive influenza tests I've seen." Doctor to BadBlood, obviously unfamiliar with my leet skillz with initial guesses and Jacobians.


BamBam said...


(pun totally intended)

Get better man !

Anonymous said...

Yikes. Numerical solver humor? Get well soon.

Uncle Ted said...

Yowza, I saw it coming from a mile away in Lafayette...

Get better damnit.

TeamScottSmith said...

Just got well myself. It's really going around this season. Get well soon.

Unknown said...

First sick day taken in three years last week.

"I don't need no stinkin' flu shot" and while laying in bed the wife took the opportunity to remind me of that with every box of kleenex I went through.

Get well soon.

StB said...

I never get flu shots. I believe the pickling of my liver and the ultimate cure for a cold prevent me from getting sick.